Some universal truths

I remembered reading somewhere that some things are true to the majority of the people out there. A good example are theses:

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's OK to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Don't you agree?

Riki-oh!

Now...where to begin? Well let's see, where can I see a movie that involves lots of blood, really cheezy old school effects, and a great fight scene? Oh wait, a Chinese movie called Riki-Oh (or what we call it here, "The Story of Ricky"). Not only do you get gallons of fake blood everywhere but tons of none stop turning awesome action. Think I may be exaggerating? Hint of sarcasm? Well see for yourself!!!

***Warning, this clip may not be suitable for those that can't see thru the "awesome" makeup effects.***



Here's also the other various clips in the film.

Cross country ride

Ever had the desire to just take a drive? Not just down the block or around the corner. I'm talking about getting it further than that. Perhaps into the city...heck why stop there, take it to Jersey, then to Illinois and then California. An all out cross country experience. Well, this one guy did just that. Not only did he do it, but he taped it using a time-lapse camera. And for you car junkies out there, he did it using his 1966 Chrysler 300. An all American trip with an all American car.

Ninjasonik

Now, in the world of many young and eagerly growing artist out there we get the odd and and the glamorous. Those that wear skin tight leotards or wacky and visually graphically music video. And then those that make it as catchy beats. One in particular just seems to really stand out. A local from here, from the big apple. Ninjasonik with his side kick Teen wolf. Catchy beat, gets to ya after a while.

Metal heads

So for those of you who know metal, or know heavy metal. the association with it is this:



but there are those that...just aren't metal enough.



Tsk tsk, and yet they try so hard! Hahahaha

Click here --> Lol Metal

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/ [<-- If link doesn't work just copy and paste this]

Funny @$# fella

Dave Chappelle invading DC. Commenting on the politics, the police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street(?) and more. This full stand up of Dave Chappelle killing DC softly in his special, "Killing them Softly".

For those about to rock...

Queen!

...No, not the queen of England but her hommies from the neighborhood. Good ol' fashion Queen (the band) - We will rock. A classic sports anthem that just makes you get that ants in your pants feeling of just wanting to get up and root for your sports team, or your friends or your GRANDMA, WHATEVER! Grab onto your seat and be prepared to clap on to the beat.

Queen-We Will Rock You