Top ten Jackie Chan films

ok, ok...this is simply awesome. I need not to say more so here it is. The commentaries actually give a lot of interesting facts about each film chosen. Man...that's really really interesting!

Horton goes anime

For those that know of the upcoming Dr. Seuss movie, Horton Hears a Who, you are aware that Jimmy Carrey, Steve Carell, Carol Burnett, Will Arnett(!), Seth Rogen(!!), Amy Poehler(!!!), and Jaime Pressly are in there, right? Well, if you don't now you know. Horton Hears a Who is based off the Dr. Seuss book that is based on a elephant that protects a microscopic community that lives in a flower. Here's a quick anime released version of it. Enjoy! haaaaaa?!!!

The end of Scientology?

March 29th 2008, according to the state of Texas, Scientology is no longer considered a religion and may not have their tax-exempt status. They have been stripped of this status and is considered more as a business than a religion. This is a small step winning the battle against Scientology. Looks like the Republican party AND Texas finally did something right!

The future is now

Or at least within our reach. We're so close to the future, OOOOOooooo I can FEEL IT! It's amazing what a bunch of scientist will do just for the sake of science and of just pure creativity. Most of what is being creative are because of the influences of mother nature herself. I wonder what she'd think of all this? Check out these videos and you'll know what I mean.

This particular one actually came out a long time ago (I wonder what's the update on it?).



These other ones are a bit new I guess you can say. Engineered by Festo, these new robotic marvels are simply amazing:

The Festo Air Ray


The Festo Air Jelly


Yeah...crazy what the future will bring

Well...It's been a while

Hope everyone had a nice break from...life, girlfriends/boyfriends, work, people, school...from whatever. Anyways, why don't you guys start with some good ol' Richard Pryor's commentary on Heart Attacks. Enjoy!

Another fun game, this one is realies!!!

Ok, ok...just like the last game, this one actually goes on for a while. Hahahaha, by the way on a side note the other game was just a mock game, but if you have some patience. Listen to the end credit lyrics.

Box Head ZOMBIES!!! OOOHHHHH!!!

Enjoy!

Researcher Johnny Lee

For those of you who aren't familiar with his work, he has made a famous youtube video of hacking the wii mote to create something called head-tracking. Basically making use of the infrared lasers in the Wii mote and another pair on top of safety googles to create a flat 2D world into a 3D interactive and motional experience, far beyond what the creators of the Wii anticipated. There's also more to it, but for now, he takes a $40 piece of equipment and transforms it into something that may help led us to a more advanced future? Who knows, but watch the video and you decide!



Enjoy!

A game that'll leave you smiling

Try this game in which can be really challenging to many others. But perhaps your someone special? Perhaps your that hero that we all need? Click to find out!

Bored? Try playing this game

So here's a nice little game for you guys. It's nice and addicting I mean...relaxing and the sound ain't bad too. Enjoy!

Go directly to the site!

Bjork music video

Bjork, man...what can I say. She's been seen as a very unusual artist. With her work nearing towards lesbianism and avant-gard-ness. It's a lot of things she's known for, anyways here's another one of her works. This one is not only weird but it's visually appealing.

Click here to go directly to the site

Joke Time

"A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."

He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.

The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper."

For your little princess

I'm just gonna get straight to the point. READ THIS ONLINE ARTICLE

I got this from the web so don't hate ladies

"Why Men Rule.

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. You know stuff about rifles, tanks, motorcycles, and airplanes.

3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. You can open your own jars.

5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

8. You can leave the motel bed unmade.

9. You can kill your own food.

10. You get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.

11. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

12. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

13. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

14. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

15. Everything on your face stays its original color.

16. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

17. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

18. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

19. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

20. Same work...more pay.

21. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

22. Wedding dress: $2000. Tuxedo rental: $75

23. You don't mooch off others desserts.

24. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

25. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might just become lifelong friends.

26. Your pals can be trusted to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

27. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

28. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

30. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

31. You don't have to shave below your neck.

32. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

33. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

34. You can "do" your nails with a buck knife.

35. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

36. All your Christmas shopping in 45 minutes on December 24th.

Of course, women do have one thing over us: They have tits. Hell, if I had tits, I'd never leave the house."

Lolz

Umm...LOL

Ok...I gotta say. Deaf people have fun I guess. Well for those of you that know sign language, enjoy this "music video". Eh, enough talk, just watch!



Fun eh? Hahaha

AAAAHHHHHhhhhh OOOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!

Super slow-mo face slap! But hey...all in the name of science!



Enjoy!

Mixed tape 101

So with the world using ipods, zunes, and other mp3 devices out there, the idea of mix tapes/CDs doesn't seem to exist anymore. It makes me think, what list of songs would you have on your CD?

[15 would be the limit]

Internet Justice!

So apparently the story is that a guy went away on some event or vacation, and his TV, X-box, and Laptop was stolen. Sad tale but with a happy ending. It shows how an internet community can band together and find justice for one man. Pretty touching...anyways, here's the link to the multiple sites that helped made the adventure possible.

Click here

HAHAHA, now EMO people have reasons to cry!

So apparently there's gangs in Mexico going around beating up Emo kids. According to the Times, this has been going on for a couple of years now. If you wanna read the full story click here. Now...for those who are Emo and are ready to complain, this is more of a awakening.




Do you know how annoying you people are?!

GEEZ!

The guy must've been a Saint!

The Onion reports on a true tale of good deed.



Hahahaha!

Ladies and Gentlemen...I introduce you to Snake Eyes!

That's right...Snake Eyes from the upcoming G.I. Joe movie. Now, I'm not exactly a fan of the 80's cartoon show, but I must admmit, HOT DOG THAT LOOKS AWESOME! This is one of the characters released for the upcoming G.I. Joe film that's coming out next year. And for you fans of the show, you can read on more in here, in the USA today site. Enjoy!

Quick joke!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

ok...so, now I know there's some odd people out there

So there's a site in which people have found a way to unlock or more like "unleash" our DNA to do anything we would like it to do. Now...how does one accomplish this goal? Well...you're gonna have to find out by reading their site.

You know...it speaks the truth

I think this R&B song really speaks the truth. I mean come on, think about it. Ladies...you know what I mean. Hahaha enjoy!


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ok is it wrong to laugh at this?

Come on! COME ON! Is it?

HAHAHAHAHAHA ok ok...you might find this funny

I don't know about you...but I laughed.

Oh man...that sucks...

Lefkos Hajji has lost his one chance of getting his proposal right has been blown away, literally! Damn, to lose your wedding ring on the day you're about to propose must've suck. Whatever happen to just plain ol' box, kneel, and ring inside?

Article below:

Honey, will you marry... Oh. Never mind...

Fri Mar 14, 10:48 AM ET

It is the one moment every man wants to get right -- and which London floor-fitter Lefkos Hajji could hardly have got more wrong.

The luckless 28 year-old's dreams of giving his sweetheart, Leanne, 26, the ultimate proposal have literally vanished into thin air.

Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

"I couldn't believe it," he told The Sun newspaper.

"I just watched as it went further and further into the air.

"I felt like such a plonker. It cost a fortune and I knew my girlfriend would kill me."

Hajji spent two hours in his car trying to chase and find the balloon, without success.

"I thought I would give Leanne a pin so I could literally pop the question," he said.

"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

He is hoping the ring will still turn up.

"It would be amazing if someone found it," he added.

(Reporting by Peter Apps. Editing by Steve Addison)

Rock, paper, and Scissors!

Do you remember the days of good ol' fashion rock, paper, and scissors? Always challenging your opponent to a game that seems to defy the rules of everyday logic? Well now you can challenge your computer to that game in an flash version of the classic game Rock Paper and Scissor! Go ahead...it won't hurt...THAT MUCH!!!

The Legend of Lego Link

Man...this guy's got some free time on his hands. Not necessarily a bad thing in this case. How awesome is it knowing that this is done in lego but still retaing the audio clips slash sound effects of the game itself!

Lego zelda
by Inglis93

Some universal truths

I remembered reading somewhere that some things are true to the majority of the people out there. A good example are theses:

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's OK to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Don't you agree?

Riki-oh!

Now...where to begin? Well let's see, where can I see a movie that involves lots of blood, really cheezy old school effects, and a great fight scene? Oh wait, a Chinese movie called Riki-Oh (or what we call it here, "The Story of Ricky"). Not only do you get gallons of fake blood everywhere but tons of none stop turning awesome action. Think I may be exaggerating? Hint of sarcasm? Well see for yourself!!!

***Warning, this clip may not be suitable for those that can't see thru the "awesome" makeup effects.***



Here's also the other various clips in the film.

Cross country ride

Ever had the desire to just take a drive? Not just down the block or around the corner. I'm talking about getting it further than that. Perhaps into the city...heck why stop there, take it to Jersey, then to Illinois and then California. An all out cross country experience. Well, this one guy did just that. Not only did he do it, but he taped it using a time-lapse camera. And for you car junkies out there, he did it using his 1966 Chrysler 300. An all American trip with an all American car.

Ninjasonik

Now, in the world of many young and eagerly growing artist out there we get the odd and and the glamorous. Those that wear skin tight leotards or wacky and visually graphically music video. And then those that make it as catchy beats. One in particular just seems to really stand out. A local from here, from the big apple. Ninjasonik with his side kick Teen wolf. Catchy beat, gets to ya after a while.

Metal heads

So for those of you who know metal, or know heavy metal. the association with it is this:



but there are those that...just aren't metal enough.



Tsk tsk, and yet they try so hard! Hahahaha

Click here --> Lol Metal

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_141/ [<-- If link doesn't work just copy and paste this]

Funny @$# fella

Dave Chappelle invading DC. Commenting on the politics, the police, race relations, drugs, Sesame Street(?) and more. This full stand up of Dave Chappelle killing DC softly in his special, "Killing them Softly".

For those about to rock...

Queen!

...No, not the queen of England but her hommies from the neighborhood. Good ol' fashion Queen (the band) - We will rock. A classic sports anthem that just makes you get that ants in your pants feeling of just wanting to get up and root for your sports team, or your friends or your GRANDMA, WHATEVER! Grab onto your seat and be prepared to clap on to the beat.

Queen-We Will Rock You